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自讨苦吃自找麻烦自食其果~~~~~

一时冲动报名参加了英语演讲比赛

现在外事办打电话通知周日去参赛

可是偶的演讲连草稿都没有起开头

抓心挠肝焦头烂额挖空心思冥想中

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是三个命题选一个.都挺古怪地~

偶选的是:you laugh at me because I'm different,but I'll laugh at you because you are the same~

现在也只写出了一半,今天是偶和老公第一次偶遇的9周年纪念,逛到现在才回来,所以就没继续写,

偶的英国朋友答应明天晚上帮偶参谋参谋,那样偶再背上一晚上,第二天直接上战场哈~

重在参合,反正偶也离奖金远远的,就不怕不怕啦~

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谢谢大家哈~

有愿意看热闹地可以明天早上8点左右去日航酒店(老西尔顿)五楼观战~!

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到了那里才知道只租了很小的一个房子,不让旁观~

连选手也只能在外边等,听不到别人说什么!

俺也就没看上热闹~~~~

不过,信鸽倒是有幸进去了.....

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什么?信鸽还混进评委队伍参加选举了么?

这次算是没白来,在外面也看到不少笑话.人间百态呀~

而且,还有幸结识了一个来自侦察部队的帅哥~

有一个人讲完了不肯走,站在电梯那挨个问出来的人怎么样,说他卡壳了,很懊恼

偶说没有报名费用,你就算没选上也没损失,能选上得到奖金就算赚了,有什么闹心的?

他装做很吃惊的表情,没想到有人是为钱来的,好象他们都是为荣誉而战~

嘿嘿,反正偶就是奔钱去的,得了奖金要买好东东~得不到就当白忙活一晚上,反正闲着也是闲着~

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Honorable Judges , Ladies and Gentlemen:

Good morning!

My topic is you laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh at you because you are the same.

I'm contestent 27,. Guess what do I do for a living? While I tell others I’m a teacher, they all a little surprised:” Really? You don’t look like a teacher..so, where do you teach? Kindergarden? “ actually, I teach foreign students mandarin in a university. Last week a new guard of my department asked me a funny question when I was chatting and laughing with my students:”where are you from? Your Chinese is so good,why are you still studying here?” I answered with a little emberasment :”I’m a teacher here.”he was embrassed,to” oh,you look like a student!” so, what should a teacher look like? A serious face? Strict words? Formal suits? And always holding a book under one’s arm? That’s not me.

I love T-shirt and jeans. I enjoy sharing happiness with my students, I’d rather be their friend than a teacher, I’d rather help them find the way to their goal instead of feeding them knowledge. I’d rather teach them how to fish than just give them fish to eat.. since my students love me, enjoy my class and improve ,who cares what I look like or what I wear?

Spring is coming. The grass turns green and flowers blossom. What’s your favorite flower? Lily? Rose? Or tulip? Mine is white cherry flower. Let’s take a few moments to picture something in our minds: there are only cherry flowers blossoming, only one colour---white. One species, and only one kind of bird sings the same song on similar branches. Isn’t it boring? Happily for us,our world is not like that. You even can’t find two leaves that are exactly the same. How come human beings pursuit a uniformity? Well, most teachers hope their students are smart, behave well, get high marks in exams and always obey the teacher. But since we are born different, we all have our own personality, the mean idea of education is not training different people to be the same level, but to help different people find their own way to success. Just as Confuscius once said: good men are united but unique, bad men are the same but quarrel. We need to keep our own personality, we need different ways to be taught.some can learn by sight, some can remember things by hearing, some can get things by action. So as a teacher, I’ll encourage my students: don’t be afraid of being unique, you laugh at me because I’m different ,but I laugh at you because you are the same~!

Thank you!

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以上是偶今天的稿件~昨天忙活了一晚上的战利品..

其实也挺矛盾地,如果被淘汰了,就不用准备战斗了

如果进入复赛,就有机会拿钱~

两种结果都挺好地~

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鸭蛋的翻译~~~乐S偶啦~~~~

不过,偶大概又拼写错了,头一句是:俺今天排27号~

菜叶子,演讲只有3-4分钟,最好的办法是:稿子写短点,说得慢一点,再外加比划表演~

超时间要扣分地,说得多还容易错~

而且,偶只有一晚上时间,写长了背不住呀~

如果偶得到了奖金,就给流浪狗之家买好多狗粮,并派猴子出车送去~~~

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以下是引用ilovey在2008-4-13 21:40:20的发言:

我喜欢冲锋衣和速干裤,喜欢和我的学生一起分享幸福.我更像是他们的驴友甚于老师,我愿意帮助他们找到穿越的路甚于交给他们知识,我喜欢教给他们怎么在户外钓鱼甚于怎么吃鱼.既然我的学生爱我,喜欢我带他们穿越,谁又在乎我长的是不是驴脸,穿的是不是驴皮?

高手如云彩呀~~~

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讲讲那个侦察帅兵的故事哈~

他来迟到了,告诉组织者因为他刚下夜班.嗓音很浑厚动听~

对于别人的询问,他说他是保安

他正好坐在偶边上,偶只准备了一晚上,而他更强,一点也没准备,就在脑子里划拉一下草稿

而且,到了会场,竟然把题目忘了,还是偶给他看地

人家都在紧张地背稿子,偶在紧张地给朋友发短信告诉他们千万别来了人家不让旁观看热闹

他竟然拿出本<圣经>读了起来

他说有个美国干妈,

小时候在美国上过两年小学

于是偶觉得他挺好玩的,就和他聊了会宗教信仰的事情

不断有人来打听偶是干嘛的,既然他敢说他是保安,那偶就说偶是大外食堂买饭地~

对了,虽然他在美国呆过,可是偶还是自我感觉良好地认为:俺的英文比他说地好!

不过,人家真地比俺虔诚~这点是人家做地好~

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乐呵,楼上的众同学翻译得很好呀~
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张三疯同学呀,你的想象力太丰富了,将来不要把土蛋同学教唆坏哦~!

今天下午接到外事办电话:偶初赛"拖影而出"啦~4月27号复赛~

离3000块又近了一步哈~500也行呀~~

期待+幻想+白日梦中~~~~

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昨天发伊妹儿骚扰了下外事办的同志,变相询问偶得到奖金的可能性有多大~并大义凛然地告诉他偶是为了流浪狗狗的口粮而战~!

外事办的同志灰常灰常负责任哦~今天就答复了:除了复赛,还有决赛,如果有幸通过复赛,还要一直被折磨到5月底参加决赛~

这年头银子真不好赚呀~

不过,外事办的同志粉热情地鼓励了偶,让偶心底那点希望的火苗迅速燃起了整个心田~3000块呀,偶来啦~~~~

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这周日复赛,为自己加油~!
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谢谢青蛙哈~

明天是即兴演讲,现场抽题目,所以没有题目哈~

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看来偶是无缘决赛了~复赛抽签,偶竟然抽到了第一号!第一个上场,只有半小时准备时间,偶懒得写稿子(主要原因也是很多词会说不会写),用漫画画出了偶大概想说的意思,就上场了.阐述第二个论据的时候竟然卡壳了~卡了大概四五秒~总之,自己对这次的表现也是很不满意的,仿佛看到了三千块飞得越来越远~~

不过,好在第一个讲完也可以第一个回家.刚出来就接到姐姐的电话,她和姐夫在爬山,说一会下山后请我们一起去官邸吃饭.穿过百花盛开的日本风情街,又品尝到了久违的咖喱蟹,还有传说大连最好吃的榴莲酥,比赛的不快消失得无影无踪了哈~

下午沐浴着阳光和老公去了图书馆,回到家,夕阳从西窗斜射到床上,和老公,狗狗一起晒太阳,读书,闲聊,觉得世界上最幸福的时光不过如此了吧,正如秋天的风说的:和喜欢的人一起做喜欢的事~

况且,下周只上一天班,然后就是九天的长假~

况且,偶还要和姐姐去云南游丽江~~

偶已经足够幸福了

把三千块留给没有这些的人们吧~

嘿嘿,这么一想,一点也不觉得失落啦~西西~

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那个帅兵没来参加复赛

那个认真得要命的人也没通过初赛,不过还是来了,站在电梯口看谁通过了~世界真是多样性的呀~哈

比赛还是很好玩的

如果还是免费参加,那么明年偶还要参加!

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